Top 10 Reasons Why Sleep Is Better Than Sex

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01 - You Don't Feel Guilty About Doing It Alone.

02 - No One Will Start Rumors About How Much You Sleep.

03 - You Wont Complain In The Morning About Not Getting Any.

04 - You Don't Have To Pay For Sleep.

05 - You Don't Need To Sleep After Sleeping.

06 - Sleep Can Last A Good 10 Hours.

07 - You Can Sleep In Church.

08 - While Sleeping You Can Have Sex With Anyone You Want.

09 - Your Teddy Bear Never Complains.

10 - It's Legal To Sleep In Any Position In All 50 States.
 
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AJChenMPH said:
Ummmm...are you having "issues" with Molly, sir? :mrgreen:

Hey, hey! Let's not get too personal there, LT!

Things are fine with the home six, never better. However, I have been working my a** off for so long now that sleep is about the best thing I have to look forward to these days.
:sleep:
 
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