Top 10 Lists:




 
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Top 10 Lists:
 
July 1st, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Top 10 Lists:


Top 10 Lists:
TOP TEN SONG TITLES ON THE POPE'S NEW ALBUM:
10. Girls Just Want To Be Nuns
9. Wind Beneath My Vestments
8. Pretty Fly (For A Celibate Guy)
7. A Whiter Shade Of Robe
6. Exactly Like A Virgin
5. Sistine Candles
4. Take This Job And Read It
3. Gettin' Popey Wit It
2. God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On Me
1. Papa's Got A Brand New Encyclical


TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.


TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES:
10. They ask for all their money in quarters.
9. They're not sure what season, or year it is.
8. They're best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).
7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.
6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.
5. Their fingers twitch all the time.
4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.
3. They can play 2 player games by themselves.
2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.
1. Someone is reading this to them, 'cause they're too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.
July 1st, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahahahaha. I think the middle is the favorite for me.
July 1st, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 




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Top 10 Lists:
July 2nd, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha....
March 12th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
March 12th, 2009  
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
I love the stressed one!!!!
March 12th, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
Love it! They're all great lists.
 


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