The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Amazingly simple home
remedies:
1. Avoid cutting yourself
when slicing vegetables,
get someone else to hold
the vegetables while you
chop.
2. Avoid arguments with
women about lifting the
toilet seat, use the sink.
3. A mouse trap placed on
top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling
over and going back to
sleep after you hit the
snooze button.
4. If you have a bad
cough, take a large dose of
laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.
5. You need only two tools
in life - wd-40 and duct
tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the
wd-40. If it shouldn't move
and does, use the duct
tape.
6. If you can't fix it with a
hammer, you've got an
electrical problem.
remedies:
1. Avoid cutting yourself
when slicing vegetables,
get someone else to hold
the vegetables while you
chop.
2. Avoid arguments with
women about lifting the
toilet seat, use the sink.
3. A mouse trap placed on
top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling
over and going back to
sleep after you hit the
snooze button.
4. If you have a bad
cough, take a large dose of
laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.
5. You need only two tools
in life - wd-40 and duct
tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the
wd-40. If it shouldn't move
and does, use the duct
tape.
6. If you can't fix it with a
hammer, you've got an
electrical problem.