Three Samurai




 
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Three Samurai
 
October 27th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Three Samurai


Three Samurai
A powerful Japanese Emperor needed a new Chief Samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world of that time that he was searching for a CHIEF Samurai. A year passed, but only 3 people applied for the very demanding position;

A Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai

The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box, and out popped a bumblebee.

Whoosh! went his sword, and the bumblebee dropped dead on the ground.

The emperor exclaimed "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese Samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a match box and out buzzed a fly.

Whoosh! Whoosh! and the fly dropped dead on the ground in four small pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "That is VERY impressive!"

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish Samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the Chief Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh!

But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said: "Very ambitious!, but why is that gnat not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said: "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

October 27th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
8) hehehe
October 27th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
Good one.
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Three Samurai
October 27th, 2005  
xander
 
 
LOL damn he must be good
October 29th, 2005  
bluestarsig
 
LOL!!
October 29th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 
Jewish gnat, after all
October 29th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 
LOL
November 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
haha
November 27th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Good one!!
November 28th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha...funny