tomtom22
Chief Engineer
A teacher was reading the Three Little Pigs story to her class. She
Came to the part where the first pig was trying to gather building
Materials for his home. She read, 'So, the first pig went up to the
Man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, 'I think the man would have said, Well, I'll be a son-of-a-*****, a talking pig!'
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Came to the part where the first pig was trying to gather building
Materials for his home. She read, 'So, the first pig went up to the
Man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, 'I think the man would have said, Well, I'll be a son-of-a-*****, a talking pig!'
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
