Three Little Pigs




 
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Three Little Pigs
 
March 11th, 2007  
istealfreefood
 
 

Topic: Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs
There once was a story
Of three little pigs
The first was a doggy
The second was squid
The third little piggy was lean and mean
A mean mother-f***er
A US Marine

Now that first little piggy
He built that house of grass
He was a stupid litle piggy
He was a lazy ass

Then one day
Wolf came knocking at his door
He said, "Little pig, little pig let me in"
He said "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!"
"Or I'll huff, I'll puff and blow your house in."

The pig said "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"
So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew his house in
Huffin and a puffin, he blew his house in

Now that second little piggy
Built his douse of wood
He used the best that he had
He did the best he could

Then one day
Wolf came knocking at his door
He said, "Little pig, little pig let me in"
He said "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!"
"Or I'll huff, I'll puff and blow your house in."

The pig said "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"
So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew his house in
Huffin and a puffin, he blew his house in

The third little piggy
Built his house of rock
Titanium steel!
Forty inch block!
With machine guns in front
And barbed wire in the back
The little piggy was ready for any such attack

Then one day
Wolf came knocking at the door
Piggy grabbed him by the throat
And threw him on the floor
And he gouged out his eyes
And he spit down his throat
Cause the lesson of this story
Is easy to be told
Dont mess with little piggies
That wear the red and gold!
March 13th, 2007  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
i think my motehr sang that to me whehn i was little. Ha!
March 26th, 2007  
Guardsman_Ca
 
 

Outstanding post istealfreefood
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Three Little Pigs
June 5th, 2007  
Del Boy
 
istealfreefood - I like that a lot. and that's not the only message in there, friend.
June 12th, 2007  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
I'm going to tell this to my son as a bedtime story!
June 14th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Funny post, istealfreefood!!


 


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