The Three-Kick Rule

The Three-Kick Rule
March 17th, 2004  

Topic: The Three-Kick Rule

The Three-Kick Rule
Ok, I'm just in the mood for jokes today, got some finals and I'm relieving stress, so bear with me.


A big-city, California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other
side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now
I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas
Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas three-Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick
me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by local

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's
groin and dropped him to his knees.

His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face.

The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a
kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will, managed to get to his feet and
said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn."

The old farmer grinned and said, "Naww, I give up, you can have the duck."
March 17th, 2004  
ha ha ha that is one smart old guy...
March 17th, 2004  
Hahaha, I got to try that sometime
The Three-Kick Rule
April 1st, 2004  
Once again old age and trickery beats youth and strength.
August 1st, 2005  
wife of lips