Charge 7
Master Gunner
Three guys found themselves in Hell: Bob, Dave, and Neil. A little
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in
the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.
She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bob, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Bob
was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong.
She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her. The voice of the Devil was heard,
"Dave, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Dave, like Bob, was whisked off.
Neil, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to
see the figure of... Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Neil jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the
Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in
the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.
She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bob, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Bob
was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong.
She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her. The voice of the Devil was heard,
"Dave, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Dave, like Bob, was whisked off.
Neil, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to
see the figure of... Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Neil jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the
Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"
