BootStomp
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Three Boys mistakenly eat three BB pellets(one each). A few days later the first boy uses the bathroom and comes running out yelling to his mother.
"Mother Mother", the boy yells ,"I just pissed out a BB what am I going to do?", he asks his mother.
"Calm down sweetheart, it is just getting out your system.", she reassures him.
Now a few moments later the second boy uses the bathroom and comes running out like the first.He yells to his mother saying. "Mother Mother! I just **** out a BB what am I going to do?".
Again she reassures the boy telling him it is only getting out of his system.
Now the third boy uses the bathroom and comes walkign out his head held low. His mother sees this and asks him what is wrong.
"Mother," he replys"you wont believe this ****." he tells her.
"Lets me guess you just pissed out a BB hun", she asks.
"No that aint it.", he says.
"Then you **** out a BB", she asks him.
"No that aint it either mom.", he tells her.
"Then what honey? What is wrong?", she questions him.
"Well, I was Jerking off and I shot the Cat."
"Mother Mother", the boy yells ,"I just pissed out a BB what am I going to do?", he asks his mother.
"Calm down sweetheart, it is just getting out your system.", she reassures him.
Now a few moments later the second boy uses the bathroom and comes running out like the first.He yells to his mother saying. "Mother Mother! I just **** out a BB what am I going to do?".
Again she reassures the boy telling him it is only getting out of his system.
Now the third boy uses the bathroom and comes walkign out his head held low. His mother sees this and asks him what is wrong.
"Mother," he replys"you wont believe this ****." he tells her.
"Lets me guess you just pissed out a BB hun", she asks.
"No that aint it.", he says.
"Then you **** out a BB", she asks him.
"No that aint it either mom.", he tells her.
"Then what honey? What is wrong?", she questions him.
"Well, I was Jerking off and I shot the Cat."
either way its still funny as hell