Thousands evacuated as typhoon targets China

Bad weather is the best thing that ever happened to the environment here. I can actually breathe today. We had a barbecue and everything. I pulled snot out of my nose for the first time in four years that didn't resemble asphalt. Friggin amazing! Where can I order more of these bloody storms? One a week till I extricate my size large ass from this country.
 
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