Thoughts for today




 
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Thoughts for today
 
January 5th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Thoughts for today


Thoughts for today
Birds of a feather flock together....... and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."






January 5th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
not bad....
January 6th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Those are great!!
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Thoughts for today
January 7th, 2008  
Peddler
 
 
Very funny! Love them all
 


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