And You Thought You Had a Bad Day...

[Team Infidel]

And You Thought You Had a Bad Day...
MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) - A man was arrested on Thursday after a bizarre series of events that included him crashing his car, getting shot by a homeowner, breaking a restaurant window and stripping to his underwear. Police said it all started when the man crashed his car into a pole and started...

 

[Del Boy]

In what order did these events take place, I wonder? It's the opposite of 'have a nice day' ain't it.

 

[A Can of Man]

Geez.... he'll have an interesting story to tell people though.