Things you'll never hear a mom say




 
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Boots
 
May 8th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: Things you'll never hear a mom say


Things Moms Never Say

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

"Just leave all the lights on... it makes the house look more
cheery"

"Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it's good for another week"

"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and
walk him every day"

"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm
running a prison around here."

"I don't have a tissue with me... just use your sleeve"

"Don't bother wearing a jacket. The wind chill is bound to improve"
May 8th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: Re: Things you'll never hear a mom say


Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

""Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."
My mom has said both to me.
May 8th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
well aren't you just lucky!
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Boots
May 8th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Very
May 9th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
ive gotten all of them except the stray dog one. however they were all in a sarcastic manner
May 9th, 2005  
Desert_Eagle
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by behemoth79
ive gotten all of them except the stray dog one. however they were all in a sarcastic manner
Same here
May 9th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
I heard this one:

Quote:
"I don't have a tissue with me... just use your sleeve"
But then my mom's a Scot. Tissues cost money. Shirts get washed anyway.
May 9th, 2005  
hicks
 
haha, those are pretty funny.
May 11th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Loved all of them.
May 11th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Funny ones.