Things EVERY True Southerner Knows - Page 3




 
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Boots
 
January 12th, 2005  
implicature
 
 
yeah i lived in Orlando for almost a year! i worked for the mouse!! it Wasn't like home by any means!
January 12th, 2005  
Redneck
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DTop
chowdah

January 12th, 2005  
mandi
 
Quote:
Darcia wrote:
Look Just be glad we made it through the 96 Olympic games without doing something to embaress the nation.

also doesn't y'all meen all y'all and all y'all meen 'y'all


What in the world are you talking about? BTW, exactly how old were you in '96? Oh we have a spell checker in case you haven't seen it yet


Not sure if this is what darcia was talking about, but jeff foxworthy has a whole shpeal about the south screwing up the 96 olympics...if you havent heard it you should try to listen to it, its funny as hell
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Boots
January 13th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redneck
Well there's a difference between "y'all" and "all y'all," rotc.
Ya dang right there Redneck.
January 13th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
us people from up north dont really get offended by "yankee", because unless your from New York, we hate the yankees to for the most part(talking about the baseball team)

and clam chowdah is the best!!! especially Massachusetts!! I loved those chowdah fests
January 13th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
i'm a southern Yankee fan! They didn't do so swell this past season but I still love 'm
January 13th, 2005  
rosenshyne
 

Topic: Re: Things EVERY True Southerner Knows


The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

a hissie fit's what your sister throws when she can't have a second helping of pie. a conniption is what your mama has when you tell her you're pregnant...

That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.

heh... "gimme sugar" means "gimme lovin" unless used by a female relative, in which case it means "gimme a kiss"

How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

this one's unexplainable, sorry.

Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!

ain't that the truth... i've been to every restaurant in California, and i've despaired of ever finding good biscuits and gravy... makes me want to cry everytime i bite into doughy lumps with white paste poured over 'em...

A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

a good dog will tree a coon, guard your truck, eat the table scraps, drink liquor, and sleep on the porch. he's also part hound.

Real gravy don't come from the store.

real gravy come from giblets...

When "by and by" is.

well... by and by is later on, in a leisurely sort of sense. for example: he'll be home, by and by.

How to handle their "pot likker".

this one's easy. if your uncle makes it in a bathtub, bottles it in empty oil cartons, and serves it in mason jars, just sip the first glass. after that, your mouth'll be too raw to feel anything

The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.

a redneck has no teeth, you take a good ol' boy hunting, and trailer trash steals your tv, your dog... and your daughter.

Never to go snipe hunting twice.

i refuse to divulge the details of this one

At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

pretty self-explanatory... and nasty, too.

A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.

also good for a good tanning... i mean whuppin'...

and all y'all means everybody, while y'all means everybody... or one person. actually, they're kind of interchangable, depending on the sentence. it's more about the rhythm of the sentence, then the words in it.

hope that answers some of your questions, italian
January 13th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
us people from up north dont really get offended by "yankee"
You got that RIGHT been a called a Yankee all my life

My BEST Friend is a Brit and she would call me Yankee
to get response from me NEEDLES to say never worked!

LMAO

LadyHawk

**Future Marine Corps Mom**
January 13th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 

Topic: Re: Things EVERY True Southerner Knows


Quote:
Originally Posted by rosenshyne
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

a hissie fit's what your sister throws when she can't have a second helping of pie. a conniption is what your mama has when you tell her you're pregnant...

That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.

heh... "gimme sugar" means "gimme lovin" unless used by a female relative, in which case it means "gimme a kiss"

How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

this one's unexplainable, sorry.

Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!

ain't that the truth... i've been to every restaurant in California, and i've despaired of ever finding good biscuits and gravy... makes me want to cry everytime i bite into doughy lumps with white paste poured over 'em...

A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

a good dog will tree a coon, guard your truck, eat the table scraps, drink liquor, and sleep on the porch. he's also part hound.

Real gravy don't come from the store.

real gravy come from giblets...

When "by and by" is.

well... by and by is later on, in a leisurely sort of sense. for example: he'll be home, by and by.

How to handle their "pot likker".

this one's easy. if your uncle makes it in a bathtub, bottles it in empty oil cartons, and serves it in mason jars, just sip the first glass. after that, your mouth'll be too raw to feel anything

The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.

a redneck has no teeth, you take a good ol' boy hunting, and trailer trash steals your tv, your dog... and your daughter.

Never to go snipe hunting twice.

i refuse to divulge the details of this one

At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

pretty self-explanatory... and nasty, too.

A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.

also good for a good tanning... i mean whuppin'...

and all y'all means everybody, while y'all means everybody... or one person. actually, they're kind of interchangable, depending on the sentence. it's more about the rhythm of the sentence, then the words in it.

hope that answers some of your questions, italian
Well yeah it definitely does, Rosenshyne Thank you very much. Talk to you soon, by and by 8)
January 14th, 2005  
Chinaman
 
nice, i moved to nyc just today, its a super nice city, last time i lived here was 2 yers back

new york definetly owns any part of the us and the yankee part of the country is the best

the south is still a mystery to me, havent been there so thats probably why i judge new york asd the best city of us

Go new york fries


and ooo ya, rednecks, lower ur guns cuz im visiting houston this year as well