Things To Do In An Elevator

Things To Do In An Elevator
April 12th, 2005  

Topic: Things To Do In An Elevator

Things To Do In An Elevator
Things To Do In An Elevator
(the sad part is my guy friends do this)

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
April 12th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
I've done a few of them. For some odd reason many people never find the humor in them.
April 14th, 2005  
whats this world coming to?
Things To Do In An Elevator
April 15th, 2005  
tie a rope around your waste, throw it outside the door as it closes and start complaining that your umbilical cord is stuck

jump up and down like you have to pee really bad and then when you reach the floor and right before the door opens give a sigh of relief and get off
April 15th, 2005  
haha speaking of elevators, theres this fat teacher at my school whose class is on the third floor. she always uses the elevator to get to class. one day the electricity went out and instead of walking up the stairs she had a substitute come in for her. wow. thats the definition of lazy right there.
May 6th, 2005  
Hard Corp.
Another thing to do is argue with your self, and then ask the passengers to pick a side and press the issue

also read of a list of all the elevator accidents and their cuases and start acting paranoid, it helps if your dressed as a mechanic