Things you can only say at Xmas

December 9th, 2004  

Topic: Things you can only say at Xmas

Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once
13.I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14.You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
December 10th, 2004  
rotc boy
thats good stuff man!
December 10th, 2004  
makes me feel all warm and fuzzy... NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!
December 12th, 2004  
HAHAHAHAHA that was good
December 8th, 2006  

December 8th, 2006  
Team Infidel
those are good.
December 9th, 2006  
those are some good ones.
December 10th, 2006  
LOL...those are pretty alright.
December 11th, 2006  
December 12th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Originally Posted by tomtom22

My sentiments exactly, tomtom. HAHA