Things that Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama

January 18th, 2005  

Topic: Things that Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama

Things that Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama:

1. They would be called "Winders95, WindersNT, and Winders 3.1".

2. Instead of the hour glass wait icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.

3. Occasionally you'd open a winder that was covered with a hefty bag and duct tape.

4. Dialog boxes that give you the choice of "Yes, No, or Cancel" would now read "Ahh-right, Naw, or Git".

5. Instead of the "Ta-da" sound when opening Winders, you would now hear the "Dueling Banjos".

6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders95 would now be called "Out-House".

7. When you open the sound player, you would hear a digitized drunk yelling "Freebird".

8. Powerpoint would now be known as "Parpawnt".

9. Microsoft's programming tolls would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++".

10. The Winders95 logo would be the Confederate Flag.

11. Instead of the title "VP", Microsoft big shots will be called "Cuz".

12. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am or a Chevy truck.

13. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.

14. "Well, next thing ya know ol' Bill's a billionaire......"

15. Flight Simulator game would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
April 19th, 2005  
As Randy Jackson would say "Thats awright for me man. Ya did good"
April 21st, 2005  
You might be a red neck if....
April 22nd, 2005  
May 5th, 2005  
Good one.
October 15th, 2006  
October 16th, 2006  
October 16th, 2006  
Team Infidel
That's funny
October 17th, 2006  
thats great some of us would like the conferderate flag as a logo and we do way parpawnt lol
June 24th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: Funny one, Darcia!