Texas Rancher




 
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Boots
 
February 22nd, 2006  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: Texas Rancher


A man owned a small ranch in Texas. The Texas Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well" replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the rancher.
February 23rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Lol!
February 23rd, 2006  
DolphinDancer
 
 
Yip. That about sums it up!!!!
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Boots
February 24th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
that sounds about right
February 26th, 2006  
gigabrain
 
 
mmmm....bourbon.....
February 26th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Lol!
February 27th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol giga one bourbon one scotch and one beer... please
February 28th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
smooth...
February 28th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice.
March 2nd, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Yep thats pretty much how it is!