The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at
my local TESCO’s
store buying a large bag of
Winalot dog food for my
loyal pet and was
in the checkout queue
when a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog..
What did she think I had,
an elephant? So, since I'm
retired and have
little to do, on impulse I
told her that no, I didn't
have a dog, I was
starting the Winalot Diet
again. I added that I
probably shouldn’t,
because I ended up in
hospital last time, but I'd
lost 2 stone before I
woke up in intensive care
with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was
essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that
it works is to load your
pockets with Winalot
nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you
feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally
complete so it works well
and I was going to try it
again. (I have to
mention here that
practically everyone in
queue was now enthralled
with
my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I
ended up in intensive care
because the dog
food poisoned me. I told
her no, I stepped off the
kerb to sniff an
Irish Setter's arse and a
car hit me.
I thought the guy behind
her was going to have a
heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now
banned from TESCO’s.
Better watch what you
ask retired people. They
have all the time in the
world to think of
daft things to say.
my local TESCO’s
store buying a large bag of
Winalot dog food for my
loyal pet and was
in the checkout queue
when a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog..
What did she think I had,
an elephant? So, since I'm
retired and have
little to do, on impulse I
told her that no, I didn't
have a dog, I was
starting the Winalot Diet
again. I added that I
probably shouldn’t,
because I ended up in
hospital last time, but I'd
lost 2 stone before I
woke up in intensive care
with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was
essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that
it works is to load your
pockets with Winalot
nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you
feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally
complete so it works well
and I was going to try it
again. (I have to
mention here that
practically everyone in
queue was now enthralled
with
my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I
ended up in intensive care
because the dog
food poisoned me. I told
her no, I stepped off the
kerb to sniff an
Irish Setter's arse and a
car hit me.
I thought the guy behind
her was going to have a
heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now
banned from TESCO’s.
Better watch what you
ask retired people. They
have all the time in the
world to think of
daft things to say.
