THE CO...
...is faster than a speeding bullet
...is more powerful than a locomotive
...is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
...walks on water
...gives policy to God
THE DCO...
...is a tad slower than a speeding bullet
...is more powerful than a switch engine
...is able to leap tall buildings with a running start
...walks on water if the wind is calm
...talks with God
THE ADJUTANT...
...is faster than a speeding BB
...is as powerful as a rail car
...can barely clear a Quonset hut
...walks on water if the wind is calm
...is occasionally addressed by God
THE OPS O...
...can fire a speeding bullet
...loses tug of war with electric train
...makes high marks on walls trying to leap tall buildings
...swims well
...may talk to God if special permission is granted
THE TROOP OC...
...wets himself with a water pistol
...recognizes trains two times out of three
...consistently pushes doors marked “Pull” on tall buildings
...dog paddles
...mumbles to himself
THE OFFICER CADET...
...is NEVER issued firearms
...says “Look at da choo-choo!”
...trips over steps trying to enter tall buildings
...plays in mud puddles
...babbles incoherently
THE TROOP SERGEANT
...mutters “If I only had a gun…”
...has train of thought constantly derailed
...continuously climbs the walls
...walks on thin ice
...prays desperately to God
THE SERGEANT-MAJOR...
...catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them
...kicks locomotives off the tracks
...lifts tall buildings and walks under them
...freezes water with a glare and walks across
...IS God
...is faster than a speeding bullet
...is more powerful than a locomotive
...is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
...walks on water
...gives policy to God
THE DCO...
...is a tad slower than a speeding bullet
...is more powerful than a switch engine
...is able to leap tall buildings with a running start
...walks on water if the wind is calm
...talks with God
THE ADJUTANT...
...is faster than a speeding BB
...is as powerful as a rail car
...can barely clear a Quonset hut
...walks on water if the wind is calm
...is occasionally addressed by God
THE OPS O...
...can fire a speeding bullet
...loses tug of war with electric train
...makes high marks on walls trying to leap tall buildings
...swims well
...may talk to God if special permission is granted
THE TROOP OC...
...wets himself with a water pistol
...recognizes trains two times out of three
...consistently pushes doors marked “Pull” on tall buildings
...dog paddles
...mumbles to himself
THE OFFICER CADET...
...is NEVER issued firearms
...says “Look at da choo-choo!”
...trips over steps trying to enter tall buildings
...plays in mud puddles
...babbles incoherently
THE TROOP SERGEANT
...mutters “If I only had a gun…”
...has train of thought constantly derailed
...continuously climbs the walls
...walks on thin ice
...prays desperately to God
THE SERGEANT-MAJOR...
...catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them
...kicks locomotives off the tracks
...lifts tall buildings and walks under them
...freezes water with a glare and walks across
...IS God
