Ten Commandments Cowboy Style

[Missileer]

Texans have trouble with all them "thees, thous, and shalts" so they broke it down so nobody can say they didn't understand.

Ten Commandments, Cowboy Style.

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas .

(1) Jist one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
(5) Don't put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal.
(7) No killin', `cept maybe rustlers and horse thieves.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

 

[Rob Henderson]

Yee-haw. Thats ruff-ridin simple ther. That mit evn hep me remembuh all them commandmants n stuff.

 

[tomtom22]

Good one, Missileer
Nuff' said.

 

[Sevens]

Those are great!!!

 

[icecold]

) lol yep those must be the rules

 

[bigcanada813]

just don't go breaking them rules

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[istealfreefood]

finally i understand what they was sayin all there years

 

[Missileer]

finally i understand what they was sayin all there years

Jist don't yew fo'git `em pardna!:m16:

 

[Italian Guy]

Haha good ones.

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

Oh now I see..... Maybe I should send these to my ex husband and see if he can see where he went wrong?

 

[Team Infidel]

That is funny

 

[Padre]

"...and pilgrims them ther commandments are backed up Pastors Smith and Wesson."

 

[fronzz]

That was great!!! IT really put things into perspective....