Taxi ride

Taxi ride
October 16th, 2011  

Topic: Taxi ride

Taxi ride
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City .

The taxi driver, who happened to be jewish, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'm not staring at you lady; I am telling you, that would not be proper where I come from".

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where in hell is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride."
October 16th, 2011  
Good one!

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