The swimming worm

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Navy Boy

I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A game warden sped up to a man peacefully fishing in his boat where a sign read "No Fishing."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Don't you see the no fishing sign?" asked the game warden.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yes, I see it," the man said calmly.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Do you know I can fine you for breaking the law?" the warden asked angrily.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"But sir, I am not breaking the law," the man declared.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"If you are not fishing, then what are you doing?" the warden asked sarcastically.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Well, I am teaching my worm how to swim!"[/FONT]
 
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