Swearing - Page 7




View Poll Results :How much do you swear?
all the time...I'm a sailor 11 16.42%
only when I am mad 14 20.90%
Only after being in the field for 30 days 2 2.99%
F this and F that is an everyday thing for me 18 26.87%
every now and then 19 28.36%
none...I am a saint 3 4.48%
Voters: 67. You may not vote on this poll

 
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Boots
 
May 29th, 2009  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by senojekips
The habits of a lifetime working in an exclusively male environment have easily been curtailed since I've retired, however, I do have to be very careful when I'm concentrating on something else.

I'm gunna be allowed to go out in mixed company soon..

One thing that really annoys me is mealy mouthed bastards (not a swearword in Australia) who continually use words like, Golly, Gosh and Jeepers etc.

If ya gunna f**kin'well swear, at least have the decency to do a workman like job of it.
I was driving with my daughter in the back seat of the car when she was about 5 years old, when she suddenly said out loud, "There's f*&king bastard right up our arse." (meaning a car tailgating). My missus said "YOU musn't say things like that, thats naughty."

My daughter replied, "Well daddy says that all the time."

My missus glared and said to me, "One of these days I'm going to sew your mouth together."

I say Spike old chap, Jolly Gosh, I'm going to have to watch my P's and Q's around you by jove. Jeepers.

lol
May 29th, 2009  
senojekips
 
 
The funniest thing i remember along these lines occurred one night alongside in Melbourne on a merchant ship.

The bar was full of Seamen,wharfies (Longshoremen to the Yanks), and ladies of the night of the roughest kind. One of the blokes was holding the floor with some story or another, liberally sprinkled with F***s and C***s, when one of the ship's stewards a rough looking little broken nosed Corsican known as "The Louse" interrupts the story in all seriousness with, "Oy!!! C**t,..... Cutout the swearing,... there are f**king ladies present".

There was silence,............ fearing a bloodbath, I started looking for the nearest exit,... suddenly everyone fell about laughing, and The Louse just stood there, looking absolutely dumbfounded, the joke had gone right over his head.
May 29th, 2009  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by senojekips
The funniest thing i remember along these lines occurred one night alongside in Melbourne on a merchant ship.

The bar was full of Seamen,wharfies (Longshoremen to the Yanks), and ladies of the night of the roughest kind. One of the blokes was holding the floor with some story or another, liberally sprinkled with F***s and C***s, when one of the ship's stewards a rough looking little broken nosed Corsican known as "The Louse" interrupts the story in all seriousness with, "Oy!!! C**t,..... Cutout the swearing,... there f**king ladies present".

There was silence,............ fearing a bloodbath, I started looking for the nearest exit,... suddenly everyone fell about laughing, and The Louse just stood there, looking absolutely dumbfounded, the joke had gone right over his head.

LOL I love it lol
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Boots
May 29th, 2009  
A Can of Man
 
 
Hilarious!!!! Some stories are so funny they can only be true.
May 29th, 2009  
Mikefrombelgium
 
 
i almost always swear in 4 different languages (my countries 3official languages and Englisch)
and when i'm pissed off i can swear reallyyyyyy good
May 29th, 2009  
Fox
 
 
Only when I'm pissed off.....