July 12th, 2004  
Sgt Lou

Topic: Superman

Me and Superman got in a fight
So I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
With a left hook, right jab, uppercut to the Jaw
When he messed wth me he hit one fatal flaw
So I hit him so hard he went insane
Now I'm freaking Lois Lane
August 27th, 2004  
Jason Bourne
Superman's the man of steel
but he's no match for the Navy SEAL