Sunday Morning Sex




 
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July 27th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Sunday Morning Sex


I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
July 27th, 2005  
implicature
 
 
man those ice cream trucks get ya every time
August 3rd, 2005  
fronzz
 
 
ROFLMAO!
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August 3rd, 2005  
babyboy4u363
 
 
pml. niiiiiiice
August 4th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Now you know why he's called the Good Humor Man.
August 4th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
funny
August 5th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
Thats rich...
August 6th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
ey if i had to go, that would prolly be the way i would want to go.
August 7th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by behemoth79
ey if i had to go, that would prolly be the way i would want to go.
I agree that has to be the best way to die!
August 7th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
^^^^ i agree, lol, an ice cream truck!!!!