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On Sunday morning's in UK a few of us would go to the local pub for a few beers while the wife cooked the Sunday lunch. After closing at 2pm we'd stagger home for the usual roast beef, roast pork or whatever.
One of the blokes was warned by his wife every week to be home by 1:30pm, and every week he was still in the pub AT 2PM . One Sunday she walked into the pub with his lunch, slammed it down and the table saying loudly “IF YOU WONT COME HOME FOR YOUR LUNCH, YOU MAY AS WELL EAT IN HERE.”
I though she was going to hit him when he asked her if she had brought the salt and pepper.
I went home and asked my missus what the chances were if she'd bring my Sunday lunch down to the pub. lol
One of the blokes was warned by his wife every week to be home by 1:30pm, and every week he was still in the pub AT 2PM . One Sunday she walked into the pub with his lunch, slammed it down and the table saying loudly “IF YOU WONT COME HOME FOR YOUR LUNCH, YOU MAY AS WELL EAT IN HERE.”
I though she was going to hit him when he asked her if she had brought the salt and pepper.
I went home and asked my missus what the chances were if she'd bring my Sunday lunch down to the pub. lol
