suggestions for a lowly cadet?

army jrotc boy

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im in my schools jrotc program and we do pt every so often
its great but the down side is we have :cen: cadneces
all clean cut and bowtied to make sure you look like the wus in school
even the girls in the platoon think there bad

for example...

We are south lakes seahawks
*Repeat*
And we like to study
*R*
study study
*r*
study all night long
*r*
study to the break of dawn
*r*

:twisted:

some times the platoon leader changes study with party
but then were all chewed out by the SAI and the AI

so im asking if ther are any good cadences

something that doesn't involve green berets knifing comies
and something fellow students can respect rather than give them something to mock me with 6th period

(some people think its cute that little kids run on the track shouting rated G cadences but its serious bs)
 
Politically correct liberal ACLU rears it's ugly head. You can't even say "Party" in a cadence? Please disregard any cadence I post. You'll get expelled.
 
1-2-3-4

You can't count to 5

...................................................................
Yeah....I'm kind of in the same boat as master_gunner, don't know many clean ones.

Oh:

A-10 A-10
Flying high
Kill those commies from the sky

NA-PALM STICKS TO FLESH...... there we go again. :lol:
 
I was run leader for football and I would always teach everyone cadences. Once I made one up that went like this. You should use it when the AI and SAI aren't around, your buddies will love you. Pardon my language ;)


[insert principal's last name] staring us in the fa-ace,
Thinks s/he runs the whole damn place!
Dumass Fatass Uglyass too,
All we gotta say is FU-UCK YOU!


We hate our princiapl, and it fits her perfectly.

:rambo:
 
Here's a couple of my favorites. You could alter them to your purposes but they are clean nonetheless. repeat every line after the platoon leader

Born to be a Marine
-------------------
TALKIN TO MY DADDY ON HIS DYING BED
WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE THIS IS WHAT HE SAID
WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB
I FOUND MYSELF IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
ALL BLOODY AND WHITE I RAPPELLED TO THE FLOOR
CUT THE UMBILICAL AND CRAWLED TO THE DOOR
CRUISED THE WARD AND I'M LOOKIN GOOD
BABY LITTLE MARINE LIKE I SHOULD
CAMOUFLAGE DIAPER BLACK BABY SHOES
BUTTER KNIFE SWORD AND BABY DRESS BLUES
HUMVEE STROLLER TRICYCLE TANK
THREE DIAPER PINS ON MY COLLER FOR RANK
DOWN THE HALL I HEARD SOME CRYING LIKE HECK
WALKED RIGHT IN CALLED ATTENTION ON DECK
LISTEN UP WIMPS I'M IN COMMAND
ALL YOUR CRYIN AND YOUR SNIVELIN I WILL NOT STAND
THEY SAID AYE AYE SIR AND I HAD IT MADE
I WAS COMMANDING OFFICER OF THE BABY BRIGADE


FUN RUN
--------------------

OH YEAH
A LITTLE RUN
JUST FOR FUN
MILE ONE
JUST FOR FUN
MILE TWO
JUST FOR YOU
MILE THREE
JUST FOR ME
MILE FOUR
GIVE ME MORE
GIVE ME MORE!!
MILE FIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE!!
MILE SIX
JUST FOR KICKS
MILE SEVEN
I AM IN HEAVEN
MILE EIGHT
FEELS GREAT
MILE NINE
RIGHT ON TIME
MILE TEN
LET'S DO IT AGAIN
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!
 
niiiice thanks alot i can't use the marine one since were army jrotc ><

the mile one is pretty good seeing it has nothing to do with studing and getting good grades

i've seen pretty bad cadences from lejune and boline but i wouldn't even dare say them in ear shot of the AI's

thanks a bunch
 
Wow. Just, wow. Looks like ya'll need some serious help here.

How's about the "My Granny" one? That's clean. It goes something like this...

<repeat every line>
When my Granny was 91 she did PT just for fun!
When my Granny was 92 she did PT better than you!
When my Granny was 93 she did PT better than me!
When my Granny was 94 she did PT and asked for more!
When my Granny was 95 she did PT to stay alive!
When my Granny was 96 she did PT just for kicks!
When my Granny was 97 she just died and went to heaven!
She met saint peter at the pearly gate
She said "Oh gee Saint Peter I hope I'm not late"
Saint Peter said with a big ol' grin...
"Drop down granny and give me ten!"

There is also a chorus part in between each verse where you add the age and the last bit for example after 95:: (you stop this after the 97 and the last four lines stand alone with no chorus and don't forget to repeat every line)

95!
Stay Alive!
94!
Asked for more!
93!
Better than me!
92!
Better than you!
91!
Just for Fun!

Wow, that's a long post, hope that helps!
 
Sorry to flood this, but I found/remembered another few shorter ones.

For general PT (repeat every line)

Thunder, Lighting, Drizzle And Rain
Nothing but PT is on my brain
Push-ups, Sit-ups, 3 mile runs
These are the things that we do for fun

or

We got the fever, we're hot, we can't be stopped
Me and my cadre like to play this game
Some call it PT some call it a train
We all line up in a single file line
And take our time calling double-time
Heeeeeeeeey we want some PT
Heeeeeeeeey give me some PT
And when it's my turn I run out of luck
I go to call cadence and i get stuck
I Always say before I quit
C-130 rolling down the strip

or

Standing tall and looking good
We ought to be in hollywood
Standing tall and looking proud
Looking sharp and singing loud
Dress to the right and cover down
Forty inches all around
Lift your head and hold it high
The United States Army is running by

and this one might be a little edgy if they won't even let you say Party but you can always try :)

Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask her why the hell she wore it
She wore it for the young soldier who's far far away
Around the block she pushed a baby carriage
She pushed it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask her why the hell she pushed it
She pushed it for the young soldier who's far far away
Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun
He kept it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask him why the hell he kept it
He kept it to blow the young soldier's ass far away
 
believe it or not the granny one was apparently banned due to the religious remark near the end with saint peter and jazz^^

the other ones are good...yellow ribbon girl is out of the question :lol:
 
heres another one i found.

Here we go again
Same old stuff again
Marching down the avenue
Few more days and we'll be through
I won't have to look at you
So, I'll be glad and so will you
 
army JROTC doesn't do PT regularly? in MCJROTC, we run for 3 miles every monday, wednesday, and friday. we have to do pull-ups, crunches, and bends and thrusts, too. it sucks, but man do you feel good afterwards. the final PFT is in 2 days...wish me luck!

anyway, the SMI and MI sort-of encourage us to use the cadence calls with curse words and stuff because it gets us more motivated. i only know one that an army kid could use that doesnt have curse words in it. hope it helps!

"SUPERMAN
Me and Superman got in a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
I hit him so hard I busted his brain
And now I'm dating Lois Lane
Well, me and Batman, we had one too
I hit him in the head with my left shoe
Right in the temple with my left heel
And now I'm driving the Batmobile"

ps: this is probably my all-time favorite cadence call:

"Private Pile was a fat Marine.
The fattest one DI'd ever seen.
The DI would always scream and shout.
Why does your belly hang so far out.
PT, PT all damn day.
So that belly will stop that sway.
Push ups, sit ups, hit the grass.
Private Pile move that ASS(with emphasis)!
Private Pile we won't stop.
Till that weight starts to drop.
Keep it up, keep it up, we want more.
So you can join our beloved corps.
Teamwork changed him from a lazy dud.
Now he is a PT stud."
 
I have a couple jodies you might be able to use.

"C-130"

C-130 rolling down the strip
64 rangers on a one-way trip

Mission top secret destination unknown
They don't know if thier ever coming home

When my plane gets up so high
Airborne daddies gonna dance in the sky

Hook up, Stand up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four

If my main don't open wide
then i got a reserve by my side

and if that chute don't blossum round
then I'll be the first one on the ground

If I die in the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home

Pin my Medals upon my chest
and tell my mom I did my best

This one i came up with myself

"Fat Boy"

Fat boy, Fat boy where ya been
Been to McDonalds and back again

Fat boy, Fat boy how'd ya go
Dragging my fat ass(butt) really slow

Fat boy, Fat boy what did you see
Saw my big fat gut down around my knees

Fat boy, Fat boy what'd you do
I ordered lots and lots of food

Fat boy, Fat boy how'd ya get back
In an ambulence after my heart attack

Sinceraly, c/TSgt Warren, 1stSgt, 005 Sqadron, CAP[/quote]
 
laid back

My SAI and AI are very loose about curse words in my Army JROTC. The Colonel (SAI) cusses like a dog and doesn't care if we do! From POOF! to PUFF!, anything goes!!! The Sgt (AI) is a little more strict than him, but he really doesn't care all that much. Dude, I DO feel sorry for you!! :cry:


Mod edit: Well here WE are not quite so loose with foul language (not saying you won't see it, but we do not encourage it). ;)
 
Hey thought of another one for you! (4 mile runs at 0515 give time for lots of jodies...)

<<repeat every line>>
PAIN! (this is said with a punch, think command of execution)
In my legs.
PAIN!
In my legs.
But we don't care
We like it there.

(you can continue with other body parts: head, arms, feet)
 
here's one, but i doubt that high school rotc daddy will let you use it. just say "there's no swearing in it!"

i went to the mall,
where all the kiddies shop,
pulled out my machete,
and i began to chop!

singing, left right left right left right KILL!
left right left right think i will

i went to the playground,
where all the kiddies play,
pulled out my SAW,
and i began to spray!

left right left right left right kill
left right left right paratrooper drill

i went to the pool,
where all the kiddies dive,
pulled out CS gas,
and laughed as they cried,

LRLRLR kill
LRLR think i will.

try it out, i was a cadet at college before i got deployed, and the pt leader didn't mind that one, they actually started cracking up. push the envelope, the worst thing they can do is yell at you or make you do pushups, or tell you to stop. no one is going to criticise you for taking initiave.
 
Hooah! SLHS JROTC!

I actually graduated from SLHS last year as the Battalion S6. Ask some of the older cadets about me. They'll remember. Unfortunately, I got DQ'ed from comissioning into the Army because of my eyesight. Oh well.

Anyways, we used to have to pick and choose our cadences very carefully, as not to piss off ol' SGM. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of the censored ones right now, because we never got a chance to do them. Oh well. I can't believe SGM actually yells at you for "party hardy". That's crap.
 
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