AmericanSweetheart
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There was this guy who lived in my state who got married last weekend and had a pretty interesting tost. He stood up and said " I'd like to thank all of the 300 guests of family and friends for coming to our wedding. I'd like to thank the bride's parents for paying for the 400,000$ wedding and reception. To show my thanks I have taped a small gift under each of your chairs." As each of the guests pulled out the small gray envelopes from under their chairs the bride screams and faints. There in all the envelopes were pictures of the bride having sex with the best man. He ended with "Thank you and I'm out of here." :shock:
