A successful rancher died...

A successful rancher died...
July 17th, 2006  

Topic: A successful rancher died...

A successful rancher died...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
the newspaper
for a
ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
"You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired
hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off." she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my stockings."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to
"Now," she said, "take off my panties."
By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and


"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
July 17th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
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