Stupidest thing you've ever done? - Page 8




 
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Boots
 
December 5th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCPoolee03xx
HAHA. That is epic! ^
Thats not what the bloke in the cab with me said, He called me a prat, then the OC came stomping over and told me that if there was any problems with my truck I was going to get charged M&D. I asked "What's M&D Sir?" He replied "MISUSE AND DAMAGE YOU DOZY .
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
How about trying to drive a 7' wide ambulance, while on blues,through a 6' width restriction?
I bet that was an interesting phone call to your boss?
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by muscogeemike
Getting married to a woman who had been married 5 times already - and then doing it again (another woman).
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Boots
December 5th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Oops! Another stupid chapter from THM history, When I was in Northern Ireland, for obvious reasons, any quarry blasting was done by the police. Our job was to check the quarry and secure it prior to the arrival of the police with the explosives. Now we'd done this quarry 3 weeks earlier but our crew had been on leave for 2 weeks. As we made our way round the quarry track, the first patrol car disappeared round the bend, I was driving the second car, as I went hurtling round the same bend, I was faced with brake lights. Unknown to us, the cliff face and track had been excavated the week before. It was too late to respond, I slammed the brakes on but hit the first car up the chuff knocking the front wheels over the cliff! I attached the tow chain, both cars engaged 4 wheel drive and we reversed out to safety. There were a few soiled undercrackers that day!
I hope you nicked yourselves for driving "without care and attention!!!!!"
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
Not enough lube in the world to cure this!

I hope we're never on same bit of road at the same time!
December 5th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
I hope you nicked yourselves for driving "without care and attention!!!!!"
I gave myself stern words, slapped my wrist and told me not to do it again.
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
I gave myself stern words, slapped my wrist and told me not to do it again.
Pathetic!

That should be a night in the slammer at the very least!!
December 5th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
It was - the police club with tequila slammers.
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
It was - the police club with tequila slammers.
Pigs and their double standards!!!!
December 5th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
Err - look in the mirror occifer.
 


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