Stuff that annoys me




 
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Boots
 
February 3rd, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 

Topic: Stuff that annoys me


Its funny because its true.

1)People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2)People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3)When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
4)When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5)When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
6)When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
7)When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you frigging pulled me over.
8)When people say "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
9)When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one piece of paper!
10)When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here !
11)People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
February 3rd, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
I'm surprised you didn't add AmericanSweetheart to the list. I hear you think she is "mean". How can you say that about her?

(on topic) Funny
February 3rd, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
wait i should edit it to put you on it nulli. j/k *mumbles something*
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Boots
February 3rd, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
*cleans rifle* Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm better than you.
February 3rd, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
February 3rd, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
So does that put me at the top of your list, or am I sitll right behind Americansweetheart?
February 3rd, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
what? of people that annoy me, you are at the top. people who i annoy, AmericanSweethart is at the top. j/k
February 3rd, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
(sings revised song of You're the Top)
I'm the top! I'm the Colosseum,
I'm the top! I'm the Louvre Museum,
I'm a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
I'm a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet,
I'm Mickey Mouse.
I'm the Nile, I'm the Tow'r of Pisa,
I'm the smile on the Mona Lisa.
You're a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, you're the bottom,
I'm the top!
February 3rd, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
one word. WOW
February 3rd, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
on topic: lol, i think this has been posted here before(the main topic, not the rambling you guys went off on...)

you must have an incredibly clean gun nulli, considering you have cleaned it like, everyday for 5 days in a row...