The stripper




 
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The stripper
 
February 11th, 2011  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: The stripper


The stripper
Jethro is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his bib overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Jethro rushes in and says, “What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?”

“Jeez, Jethro, ya scared the bejeezers out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. “But me’n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'.”

[Don't make me come 'splain this to ya'll !!!]
February 11th, 2011  
AFSteliga
 
 
Oh sweet jebus...
March 23rd, 2011  
Team Infidel
 
 
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The stripper
 


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