The story of Uncle Bob

The story of Uncle Bob
April 13th, 2003  

Topic: The story of Uncle Bob

The story of Uncle Bob

The Story of Uncle Bob

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess"

"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"

"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Don't f*ck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking." [/b]
April 22nd, 2003  
That is a good one....I have a friend that is an Army Ranger that would even like
September 20th, 2005  
The story of Uncle Bob
September 29th, 2006  
September 30th, 2006  
LOL That's great!
September 30th, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's great
October 9th, 2006  
The Other Guy
That's a great one!
October 10th, 2006  
October 14th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
I dont f*ck with my uncle Bob anywayz...The guy is 6'8, 270-somethin pounds...Active duty Army for 19 years...He's just not the kinda guy to f*ck with...
October 16th, 2006  
Funny. This has to be one of my favorites.