>Story Time<

[sunb!]

all the way to the military recruiting office.

 

[Missileer]

There, he was met by

 

[Whispering Death]

Redleg

 

[FutureDevilDog]

There, Redleg slapped the hell out of the kid and cussed him out in Norwegian because he is to young to sign up!

 

[Italian Guy]

Hence, little Timmy the young ranger realized

 

[Springfield]

He would never be able to make it into the military.

 

[Whispering Death]

So he lowered his expectations and like a rejected fratboy going home with a fat chick... decided to to aply at the ATF Beaurau.

 

[Italian Guy]

And they lived happily ever after.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

- THE END -

AHAHAAAA, Good one

New story

here goes:

Once upon a time there lived a little man called Willy

 

[Springfield]

Willy was a very, very smart young man.

 

[tomtom22]

Willy had a little brother named Peter, and when they walked down the street , everybody said "hey, there goes Willy n' Peter.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

yep, and that bothered little young Willy so much that one day he..

 

[Rabs]

..... tried real hard but that special something just wouldnt come out of his

So he lowered his expectations and like a rejected fratboy going home with a fat chick...

Personal experience?

 

[MightyMacbeth]

mouth. Years passed and now , little Willy is 20. He decided..

 

[FutureDevilDog]

...he'd get a job

 

[MightyMacbeth]

so he thought of becoming a detective..

 

[FutureDevilDog]

But, he was mentally retarded and died on the way to the police station.

THE END

New story

One day a little puppy ran away from home...

 

[Springfield]

The little puppy saw a young boy and ran to him as fast as he could.

 

[FutureDevilDog]

He then continued to attack the little boy...

 

[Springfield]

But just then, the little boy pulled out a shotgun! (lol)