October 8th, 2011  

Topic: STAY

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and
rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had
fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress
upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the kerb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde,
gave me a strange look and said,
Why don't you just put the handbrake on'?"
October 10th, 2011  
Oh that is just too funny!
October 10th, 2011  
Dogs aren't built with hand brakes, and if it's mouth is bigger than your hand, it's best not to try.

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