The spring is sprung.

[Del Boy]

The spring is sprung.

The grass is riz.

I wonder where our birdies is.

Our birds is on the wing.

But that's absurd.

I always thought the wing was on our bird.

 

[MontyB]

The spring is sprung.

The grass is riz.

I wonder where our birdies is.

Our birds is on the wing.

But that's absurd.

I always thought the wing was on our bird.

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Wait this isn't an thread of Get Smart code words?

Bugger I had a whole lot of Siegfried quotes all lined up.

 

[Del Boy]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Wait this isn't an thread of Get Smart code words?

Bugger I had a whole lot of Siegfried quotes all lined up.

Close but not quite.

Should read " My cat has no nose". "How does he smell?" "TERRIBLE!"

So feed him only tuna in spring water. That'll solve the breath problem.

Nice try though.


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