In Soviet Russia, Car drive you!

In Soviet Russia, Dog walk you!

In Soviet Russia, Clothe wear you!

In Soviet Russia, Money earn you!

In Soviet Russia, Food eat you!

In Soviet Russia, Life screw you!

In Soviet Russia, Bill pays you!

In Soviet Russia, Laundry does you!

You forgot...
In America, you go and find the party.
In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

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When you make a soviet russia joke take away the "s" Finds-find

ahahah.... good job.

Originally Posted by Chocobo_Blitzer

ahahah.... good job.

Thank you, I will talk to my ruusian friend and make up more

ic, fobby russain jokes. i would laugh if i knew the culture.

Interesting stuff.

Soveit Russia

In Soviet Russia, road fork you!