In Soviet Russia...

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In Soviet Russia, Car drive you!

In Soviet Russia, Dog walk you!

In Soviet Russia, Clothe wear you!

In Soviet Russia, Money earn you!

In Soviet Russia, Food eat you!

In Soviet Russia, Life screw you!

In Soviet Russia, Bill pays you!

In Soviet Russia, Laundry does you!
 
Chocobo_Blitzer said:
In Soviet Russia, road fork you!

:lol:

In Soviet Russia, games play you!

In Soviet Russia, poop craps you!

In Soviet Russia, flowers plant you!

In Soviet Russia, colon inverts you!

In Soviet Russia, nose blows you!

In Soviet Russia, sex have girls!
 
rotc boy said:
there is this russian kid in my rotc class, im gonna print this out and give it to him :lol:

well if you are then say it is from a russian (so he feels fine, some do not take it that well)

battery said:
Chocobo_Blitzer said:
In Soviet Russia, road fork you!

:lol:

In Soviet Russia, games play you!

In Soviet Russia, poop craps you!

In Soviet Russia, flowers plant you!

In Soviet Russia, colon inverts you!

In Soviet Russia, nose blows you!

In Soviet Russia, sex have girls!

Ecxellent yuo are learning my children! lol
but there is a rule, take of the "s"
EXAMPLE: In Soviet Russia, nose blows you! WRONG
In Soviet Russia, nose blow you! RIGHT
 
This is a massive bump, but its for the name of SOVIET RUSSIA

In Soviet Russia, topic bumps you!

In Soviet Russia, Jesus nails you!

In Soviet Russia, Rome sacks you!

In Soviet Russia, Baby feeds you!

In Soviet Russia, bank loans you!

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

In Soviet Russia, Music sings you!

In Soviet Russia, war makes you!

In Soviet Russia, Money earns you!
 
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