South Carolina Ammo Shortage

South Carolina Ammo Shortage
August 29th, 2008  

Topic: South Carolina Ammo Shortage

South Carolina Ammo Shortage
A couple weeks ago it came to the attention of the ATF&E that ammunition was selling at an alarming rate in South Carolina. In fact most Wal-Marts and Gun stores were completely sold out of all ammunition.

Perhaps fearing a repeat of 1861 the ATF dispatched a team of agents to Columbia South Carolina. Upon arriving at the only Wal-Mart left in the area known to have ammunition they saw a man wheeling a shopping cart full of assorted rifle, handgun and shotgun ammunition from the store.

At this time the agents confronted the gentleman and demanded to know,

A. Why he needed so much Ammo?


B. Why was there such a demand for ammo?

The man looked at them like they were crazy, thought a moment and then said.

"Maybe you boys up to Washington ain't heard, but them damn Russkies done went and invaded Georgia. And by God if they think about comin to South Carolina we aim to fight em."
August 29th, 2008  
The Other Guy
People are so bright there...
August 29th, 2008  
I wondered how long it would take before someone would make a joke along these lines.

Good one!
South Carolina Ammo Shortage
August 30th, 2008  
Oh geez. LOL
August 31st, 2008  
Rob Henderson
Hehe. If they HAD invaded Georgia, they woulda been met with some of the most proud people in the United States. I'd put some money on Georgia holding it's own till the rest of the nation sent help.
August 31st, 2008  
Team Infidel
August 31st, 2008  

North Florida = Southern Georgia. Tallahassee would've sent it's boys.
August 31st, 2008  
August 31st, 2008  
Hey! That's what I thought they meant! I thought I was going to have to change the blanks I have for the Thompson I use in WW2 Reenactments into live ammo.
August 31st, 2008  
I kinda wish they would try. Them Russians are getting alittle big for their britches. Just cause the Cold War is over, doesnt mean they are necessarily good guys. It'd be nice to have an excuse to teach em a lesson, American style.

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