An old guy was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young kid all punked out with spiky, multi-colored hair sat next to him on the bench. The old man kept staring at the kid for a few minutes and then would look away. After turning to stare at the kid again, the kid said, "What old man, scared to live a little and do something different?"
The old man then looked away and looked back and replied, "Nope kid, its just that I got drunk one night and had sex with a peacock and I am wondering if you are my son."
The old man then looked away and looked back and replied, "Nope kid, its just that I got drunk one night and had sex with a peacock and I am wondering if you are my son."
