SON IN LAW !!!!!!!!!




 
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August 6th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: SON IN LAW !!!!!!!!!


As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
August 6th, 2005  
istealfreefood
 
 
lol :P
August 7th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
lol yeah thats one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while!
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August 7th, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
haha, thats a good one. but its pretty bad that i got the joke......... lol
March 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
haha that's good
March 5th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hehehehe...Poor guy.