Charge 7
Master Gunner
Q: Does Dracula smoke?
A: Yes, he takes coffin breaks.
Q: What’s the best way to get into a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a skeleton key.
Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?
A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts.
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!
Q: What holiday do vampires celebrate to show their gratitude for all the good food they've had this year?
A: Fangsgiving
A: Yes, he takes coffin breaks.
Q: What’s the best way to get into a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a skeleton key.
Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?
A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts.
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!
Q: What holiday do vampires celebrate to show their gratitude for all the good food they've had this year?
A: Fangsgiving