Some Quick Halloween Jokes

Charge 7

Master Gunner
Q: Does Dracula smoke?

A: Yes, he takes coffin breaks.


Q: What’s the best way to get into a locked cemetery at night?

A: Use a skeleton key.


Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?

A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts.


Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

A: It had no guts!


Q: What holiday do vampires celebrate to show their gratitude for all the good food they've had this year?

A: Fangsgiving
 
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