some people - Page 4

January 13th, 2005  
Hows that reckless endangerment? Obviously it might be constued as a dumb prank, but a bunch of eggs from a low-flying aircraft?
January 17th, 2005  
rotc boy
The principal of a California middle school may not
invite a popular speaker back to an annual career
day after he told girls they could earn a good living
as strippers.

The unnamed management consultant told eighth
graders that stripping and exotic dancing can pay
$200,000 or more per year, depending on their
bust size.

"It's sad, but it's true," the consultant said in an
interview later. "The truth of the matter is you can
earn a tremendous amount of money as an exotic
January 17th, 2005  
lol thats funny
January 20th, 2005  
rotc boy
Someone in Vestal, N.Y. took a piece of sheep's brain
from an anatomy class at an area school and placed
it in the salad dressing in the school cafeteria.

Police are investigating the food-tampering incident
where officials say a student found the piece of brain
at the bottom of a container of dressing at the salad

Students used some of the dressing before the material
was discovered, but officials say there's no evidence
anyone ate any of the preserved brain matter, and no
one has reported getting sick.
January 22nd, 2005  
Thats freaky
January 22nd, 2005  
rotc boy
A man visiting New Orleans from St. Louis was arrested
for misuse of an emergency service after he allegedly
called 911 to demand a ride to the bus station Sunday.

Police said J. Gray, 47, called 911 operators from a pay
phone. Deputies were dispatched to Gray's location
when he threatened to kill someone if he didn't get a
ride to the bus station.

Deputies said Gary appeared to be drunk and became
belligerent when deputies tried to reason with him.

Gray did get his ride -- to jail -- where he remains. If
convicted for misuse of 911, he could receive a max-
imum sentence of 30 days in jail and a $500 fine.
January 23rd, 2005  
rotc boy
A university is being investigated by police in Chile
after it hired a group of strippers to entertain students.

A crowd of 3,500 students turned up to watch the strippers perform at the University of La Serena.

The audience created so much noise that neighbors
called the police, reports Las Ultimo Noticias online.

A police spokesman said the event, called Red Night,
did not cause any major problem Sergio Araya, in charge of student welfare at the
university, commented, " The hiring of strippers for
the students was just a learning experience of what
they will see in the real world after they graduate. The
difference is, we provided the entertainment."
January 23rd, 2005  
Charge 7
Hmm, would that be a bachelor of arse degree?
January 23rd, 2005  
if only we had nice schools like that here in America.
December 12th, 2005  

This stuff is great. You couldn't make this up, could you?