pixiedustboo
Redfidelboo
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."
Q: Husband: Want a quickie?
A: Wife: As opposed to what?
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
When women are depressed, they go shopping.
When men are depressed, they invade a country.
If men are so smart why do they start off the day with a noose wrapped around their neck?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."
Q: Husband: Want a quickie?
A: Wife: As opposed to what?
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
When women are depressed, they go shopping.
When men are depressed, they invade a country.
If men are so smart why do they start off the day with a noose wrapped around their neck?
