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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.|
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.|
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
