some jodies

[CAP_Cadet2]

Left Right, Left Right

Left, right, left, right, left, right, kill
Left, right, left, right, think I will
Went to the market
Where all the mother shop
Pulled out my machete
And gave 'em all a chop
Singin' left, right, left, right, left, right kill
Left, right, left, right, think I will

Went to the school ground
Where all the kiddies play
Pulled out my 60
And spray, spray, spray
Singin' left, right, left, right, left, right kill
Left, right, left, right, think I will

 

[CAP_Cadet2]

Way up north where the air is cold
People up there aint got no gold
The only the way they earn their livin'
Is killin the baby seals

Refrain
Roast em toast em roll em over kill em
Kick em in the head until they squeal
That’s the way we earn our livin'
Killin the baby seals

One day while out on the tundra
Saw a baby seal just lying there
I walked right up and kicked its head in
Brains went flying everywhere

Refrain
Roast em toast em roll em over kick em
Kick em in the head until they squeal
That’s the way we earn our livin'
killin the baby seals

 

[CAP_Cadet2]

This one is best called on a bus. It sounds good when you can recite it fast.

There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in a hole and a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump, there's a bump
There's a bump in a long and a log in a hole and a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog, there's a frog
There's a frog on a bump and a bump on a log and a log in hole and a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a wart, there's a wart
There's a wart on a frog and a frog on a bump and a bump on a log and a log in a hole and a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a hair, there's a hair
There's a hair on a wart and a wart on a frog and a frog on a bump and a bump on a log and a log in a hole and a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a flea, there's a flea
There's a flea on a hair and a hair on a wart and a wart on a frog and a frog on a bump and a bump on a log and a log in a hole and a hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a germ, there's a germ
There's a germ on a flea and a flea on a hair and a hair on a wart and a wart on a frog and frog on a bump and a bump on a log and a log in a hole and a hole in the bottom of the sea.