Some Groaners

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The baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your
legs and the other end to mine." The baby started to cry. "What's
wrong?" said the mother. "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

Animal control was hunting the family of skunks living in an attic
(for capture and release in the wild). When the fight or flight
response kicked in, the religious mama skunk quietly said, "Children let us spray."

Police in Zaire have arrested a duck suspected of sorcery. The duck was taken into custody after shattering the windshield of a minibus. Passengers apparently blamed the "evil duck" for the accident. Police suspect fowl play.
 
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