Soccer quotes




 
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Boots
 
April 25th, 2006  
loki
 

Topic: Soccer quotes


Ok, here are some funny soccer quotes, mostly german. I hope they're still funny in english.

Commentator quotes:

(FIFA representative announces 1 minute injury time on his display panel)
"So now Jamaica exchanges the goalie!"

(During the international match Germany-Ghana, 14. April 1993)
"You can recognize the players of Ghana by their yellow socks."

(During a german soccer league game)
"Yes, statistics. What statistics works out anyway? Statistically every forth man is chinese yet there's not a single one on the field here!"

(During the world cup 2002 in Japan and SK)
"And now the Fans are chanting again: Türkiye! Türkiye! ... which roughly means Turkey! Turkey!"

Player quotes:

Berti Vogts (asked during the world cup 1978 in Argentina about his opinion on the excercise of torture by the military regime there):
"I'm sure our team is not in danger!"

"Milan, Madrid, I dont care as long as its Italy" (Andreas Möller) << Classic!

"I don't make predictions and I never will!" (Paul Gascoigne)

"Any questions before I go and hang myself?" Bert Papon (Dunfermline coach at a press conference after a 0:7 defeat)

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." Alan Shearer

"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." (Neville Southall)
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one